On the inhale: YEW - REE
On the exhale: KA-HA-THAH-THAH-THAH (repeating on the heartbeat)
(Can be whispered, spoken, intoned or subvocalized) (words in parentheses not to be sounded - start with lips pursed)
EU-EU-EU-EU-YEW-YEW-YEW-YEW-YEW-YEW-YEWR-YEWR- YEWR-YOUR-
YOUR-YOUR-YOUR- YOUR-YOUR- (start slow smile) YAHR-YAHR-YAHR-YAHR-
YEHR-YEHR-YEHR-YEHR-YIHR-YIHR-YIRH-YIHR-YEER-YEER-YEER-YEER-
HEER-HEER-HEER-HEER- HEEREE- HEEREE- HEEREE- HEEREE-HREE- HREE-
HREE-HREE (French ‘R’) REE-REE-REE-REE-GRHEE-GRHEE-GRHEE-GRHEE
(start closing smile) GREH-GREH-GREH-GREH-GRUNH-GRUNH-GRUNH-
GRAHNH-GRAHNH-GRAHNH-GRAHNH-GRAHNH-GUHRAH-GUHRAH-
GUHRAH-KUHRAH-KUHRAH-KUHRAH-KUHRAH-KRAH-KRAH-KRAH-KRAH-
KAH-KAH-KAH-KAH-(tongue slowly forward) KLAH-KLAH-KLAH-KLAH-LAH-
LAH-LAH-LAH-THAH-THAH-THAH-THAH-THOU-THOU-(start smile again)-
THAH-THAH-THAH-THAH-THEH-THEH-THEH-THEH-THEE-THEE THEE-THEE-
THEEYEW-THEEYEW- THEEYEW-THEEYEW-EEYEW-EEYEW-EEYEW-EEYEW-
YEW-YEW-YEW-YEW–WHEEOO-WHEEOO-WHEEOO-EEOO-EEOO-EEOO-EU-
EU-EU-EU-EU (repeat ad lib)